class Foaas::Client

• Foaas::Client
• Reference
• Object

Overview

A Crystal client for FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) - a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

require "foaas_client"

client.rtfm("Me")

List of operations with names and fields.

Defined in:

Constant Summary

URL = "https://foaas.dev"

VERSION = {{ (`shards version /home/runner/work/foaas_client/foaas_client/src/foaas_client`).chomp.stringify }}

Constructors

• .new

  You don't give a fuck about this method!

Instance Method Summary

• #absolutely(company : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Absolutely fucking not

• #anyway(company : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Who the fuck are you anyway

• #asshole(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Asshole

• #awesome(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Awesome

• #back(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Back the fuck off

• #bag(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bag

• #ballmer(name : String, company : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Ballmer

• #bday(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bday

• #because(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Because

• #blackadder(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Blackadder

• #bm(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bravo Mike

• #bucket(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bucket

• #bus(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bus

• #bye(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Bye

• #caniuse(tool : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Can I Use

• #chainsaw(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Chainsaw

• #cocksplat(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Cocksplat

• #cool(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Cool Story

• #cup(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Cup

• #dalton(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Dalton

• #dense(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Dense

• #deraadt(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  {name} you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole...

• #diabetes(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Diabetes

• #donut(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Donut

• #dosomething(do : String, something : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Do Something

• #dumbledore(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Dumbledore

• #equity(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Equity

• #even(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Even

• #everyone(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Everyone

• #everything(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Everything

• #family(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Family

• #fascinating(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fascinating

• #fewer(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Disappoint Fewer People

• #field(name : String, from : String, reference : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Field of Fucks

• #flying(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Flying

• #ftfy(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck That, Fuck You

• #fts(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck That Shit

• #fyyff(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  FYYFF

• #gfy(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Golf Foxtrot Yankee

• #give(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Give

• #greed(noun : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Greed

• #holygrail(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Holygrail

• #horse(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

• #idea(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Idea

• #immensity(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Immensity

• #ing(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fucking

• #jinglebells(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Jingle Bells

• #keep(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Keep

• #keepcalm(reaction : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Keep Calm

• #king(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  King

• #legend(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Legend

• #life(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Life

• #linus(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Linus

• #logs(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Check your fucking logs!

• #look(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Look

• #looking(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Looking

• #lowpoly(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  LowPoly

• #madison(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Madison

• #maybe(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Maybe

• #me(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck Me

• #mornin(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  mornin

• #no(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  No

• #nugget(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Nugget

• #off(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck Off

• #off_with(behavior : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck Off With

• #outside(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Outside

• #particular(thing : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  This Thing In Particular

• #pink(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Pink

• #problem(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Problem

• #programmer(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Programmer

• #pulp(language : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Pulp

• #question(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Question

• #ratsarse(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Rat's Arse

• #retard(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Retard

• #ridiculous(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  That's fucking ridiculous

• #rockstar(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Rockstar

• #rtfm(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  RTFM

• #sake(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  sake

• #shakespeare(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Shakespeare

• #shit(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck This Shit

• #shutup(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Shut Up

• #single(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Single

• #thanks(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Thanks

• #that(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck That

• #think(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  You Think

• #thinking(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Thinking

• #this(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck This

• #thumbs(from : String, name : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  This Guy

• #too(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Too

• #tucker(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Tucker

• #understand(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  understand

• #waste(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Waste

• #what(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  What

• #xmas(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Xmas

• #yeah(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Yeah

• #yoda(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Yoda

• #you(name : String, from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Fuck You

• #zayn(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Zayn

• #zero(from : String, *, accept_type = :text, i18n : String | Nil = nil)

  Zero

Constructor Detail

client = Foaas::Client.new

client.thanks(from: "%username%")

Instance Method Detail